KRISTOS ANESTI!

CHRISTOS HA RESUSITADO!

CHRISTOS A INVIAT!

KRISTOS VOSKRESE!

CHRISTOS IST AUFERSTANDEN!

AL MESSIAH Q'UAM!

CHRIST IS RISEN!

Peace and the joy of the feast to all my Orthodox Brethren out there.  Kalo Pascha!

Heres a joke!

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
to
"Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they
changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."  No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."  Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."  Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."  Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."  No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.

"Nuts and Butts? "  Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?"  Still no go

"Loons and Moons?"  Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it!

Peace!

Lazarus